About Temmie
Temmie Theodore Virgindale is an ugly creature who likes to drink lemonade and commit atrocities. Remi does not know why she is friends with him. Temmie is so awful that Remi decided to leave his home planet and never return again.
hey looooooser… wait, what the hell are you doing in my house?! GET OUT!
Fun facts about temmie:
- Temmie does not drink lemonade this is a lie. The liquid on Temmie’s home planet is yellow and looks like lemonade but it is not
- Temmie used to sing songs under an alias that i will not mention. Do not ask Temmie about this
- Temmie lives in a house
- Her eyes are not actually eyes they’re nostrils
- Temmie is -27 years old and is a pre-fetus that will be born on July 26th 2052
- Temmie’s species is aquatic. It can breathe under water. Be careful.
- Stanley is a face on temmie it does not talk, only temmie can hear it
Temmie’s crime list
- aggravated assault
- arson
- assault
- attempted genocide
- attempted murder
- bigamy
- blackmailing
- breaking and entering
- breaking out from prison
- broke the geneva convention
- carrying a loaded firearm in public
- child abduction
- conspiracy
- conspiracy to murder
- cyberbullying
- dangerous driving
- death threats
- destroying property
- devious lick
- drug abuse
- drug posession
- drug trafficking
- DUI
- embezzlement
- extorsion
- failure to obey a police order
- felony
- first degree murder
- forgery
- fraud
- gang affiliation
- gambling
- grand larceny
- grand theft auto
- hacking
- hate crimes
- hijacking
- hit and run
- homicide
- identity fraud
- indicted
- intimidation
- illegal immigration
- kidnapping
- larceny
- loitering
- needle spiking
- pick pocketing
- piracy
- plagiarism
- police assault
- public indecency
- ransom money
- robbery
- second degree murder
- section 5 of the public order act 1986
- sedition
- sexual harassment
- shoplifting
- stalking
- tampering
- tax evasion
- tax fraud
- terrorism
- theft
- torture
- trespassing
- urinating in public
- urinating on pedestrians
- vandalism
- vehicular manslaughter
- warcrimes
