The Conductor

About The Conductor

The Conductor is a jolly guy that owns a shop near Temmie’s house. His passion is selling merchandise, and always makes new merchandise by pulling it out of his body. There are a lot of fun things to do at Conductor’s shop, including the attraction “pet the wamf”! No matter what, he will try to convince you to buy something, since he believes his merchandise is top tier. He is very bad at spelling though. He usually spells his name as “The Conducter“.

Whatever you want in my humble shoppe could be yours! As long as you pay the price, my friend! Hohoho!

What he sells:

  • Popcorn
  • Pictures of your relatives (How did they get there…?)
  • The ring
  • Pet the Wamf
  • Vile of goo
  • Cup
  • Black hole
  • Some woodchips found outside that he calls food and leaves he rolls up and calls sushi
  • Lemonade
  • Bouncy balls
  • Thorn Glognut
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